Pam is a 43 year old woman my dad met 10 years ago. One day they agreed to be roomates for a while, and thats when i met her. I was 4 years old when this happened, and i like tomas the train at the time. The day we met she gave me a tomas toy, and i really loved her. When i turned 7, things started to change. my mom told pam to make sure i eat healthy. the result? Brownie dessert turned to cold apple pie. Milkshake snacks turned to over-seeded watermelon. I didn't like pam as much as i used to. Then, the crissonts on usual dinner turned to cold peppers. Gross! I didnt really like pam anymore after this. About a year later mom stopped asking pam to do so, but that didnt stop her. She told me to shower EVERY SINGLE DAY instead of once every 2 days. She also told me that mom's friend matt (who is a hawiian 40 year old who is a chineese doctor) that he isnt a REAL doctor and needed to use regular every-day medicine instead, and that i needed to have a flu shot. Owch! The worst thing? Yesterday me and dad were planning to go to blue springs, which is near daytona beach, but we saw the weathr forecast and said it was going to rain. So instead, we dicided to go to a theme park with pam instead. At the last second, pam says she doesnt want to go since it will rain. only, IT DIDNT RAIN!!!! We ended up doing nothing, all thanks to pam. We didnt even see a movie! What should i do to get revenge? (something realistic)
signed,
sonimatic.
P.S.
Whats robot day?
I'm a HUGE fan of sonic, my friend encourages me to like poke'mon, and I love eating sweets. You may see my sub-header has thirteen characters on it. That's because 13 IS MY LUCKY NUMBER! I GO AGAINST SUPRSTITIONS!!!!!!!! !!!!!
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The thing about pam...
Posted by sonimatic - July 10th, 2011
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yea. stop being mad
seriously
you dont understand...
you just dont...
did i also mention that she forces me to ride water rides which i HATE!
hmmm...
hai!
"when's the last time you took a shower?"
You really should take a shower every day. Especially after you turn ten. You know, puberty and stuff.
"why dont you eat fruits and vegetables?"
Because they're good for you.
"Why didnt your mom give you a flu shot?"
Flu shots contain small doses of the flu to help your body build up an immunity from it. You won't get the flu from a single shot.
"your too young to drink de-tox tea!"
You don't even need to drink it until you're like in your 20s.
"stop eating all natural! You need the real deal!"
I don't know about this one. But organic foods are always the best.
Whether she's annoying or not, she's just trying to look out for you.
another quote:
Me: lets go to animal kingdom today!
Pam: Yay! Lets go on that white water rafting ride!
Me: Im not much of a water ride fan. Im more of a coaster fanatic.
Pam: Well it will cool you off on a hot summer's day.
Me: How about I dont like water rafting rides.
Pam: Yeah but it will cool you off.
(akward scilence)
Pam: (strict voice) Yeah.
Me: I WILL GET SOAKED! >:(
Pam: (strict voice) Your going on it anyway. Yeah.
Me: How about I wait for YOU this time like YOU wait for US when WE go on Roller coasters! I DONT LIKE WATER RAFT RIDES!
Pam: Well were going on the ride anyway.
This is the reason we dont let pam go with us to theme parks.
I also asked what robot day is at the bottom of the news thing.
Will someone answer me?
How far are u willing to go to take revenge?
In a scale of 1-10(10 would mean to kill her)
Im willing to do 1. Possibly 2. Maximum 3.
mix something in her drink, she wont know u did it but will suffer.
...i'll still get in trouble XD
No kidding.
so much for being healthy. Water rides are rather dangerous. Standing in front of the end, rather dazed and a person is gonna slam on you. Also they are dirty. Sure, the water washes it, but what if some one took a #2 on it?
GOD!!!
O_O
Never thought of it that way.
I just dont like getting soaked
Oh and Robot day is probably either a tribute to all the robots on NG (P-Bot, I-Bot, Mindchamber), Or P-Bot's birthday/first day on NG.
oh ok
okay.
lolz :P
paperpoop
You're mad at her because she...
-made you healthy snacks, as opposed to junkfood.
-wants you to take a shower every day.
-made you take flu medicine and get a flu shot.
That's just silly. Pam wants you to be healthier.
sonimatic
you dont understand...
it has become SO ANNOYING!
I grew up with sweets with my dad.
Im too used to sweet stuff to like vegetables.
Pam also always asks me stuff like:
"when's the last time you took a shower?"
"why dont you eat fruits and vegetables?"
"why are you gagging?"
"Why didnt your mom give you a flu shot?"
"your too young to drink de-tox tea!"
"stop eating all natural! You need the real deal!"
That last one isnt even like pam.
Did i also mention that the flu shot uses stuff from the flu to increase you chance of catching it?!?!?